1 - There is always something to study.

The first thing Redglare does in Generic Jamjar is find a quiet place in the local library, a handful of books on current law, and bunker down. She stands out pretty vividly what with her being a fucking space alien in a place presumably largely habituated by humans. To help that, though, she has totally built a half-fort out of heavy law books.

There is a sign on the topmost part of it that was clearly written in different highlighters. Like one on top of the other so it looks kinda teal. It reads simply: 'lo1t3r3rs 4nd d1sturb3rs of th3 p34c3 w1ll b3 pros3cut3d'.

Don't test her.

2 - You have committed a crime.

You've been stubborn, and it's her job to break you down. So when she walks into the interrogation room, she is prepared. In Generic Jamjar, she's found a place in law enforcement. Maybe it was hard to catch you or relatively easy-- either way, Redglare has done it and she is ready to prepare for trial. She comes in with glasses in place, a red and teal suit on, clipboard and tape recorder in hand. More importantly, her cane is tucked under her arm.

They aren't the most sophisticated tools, but she knows plenty how to use them. She sets the tape recorder-- red light signalling its being on-- down on the table.

"I will give you two minutes."

Just some headcanon about Redglare's life.

( Read more... )